Moore Alienates Racist AND Predators!

Exit polling shows that Roy Moore lost the Alabama Special Election because he lost significant numbers of republican pervert and racist voters, with each being unable to reconcile their beliefs with the other faction.

One racist exiting the Gadsden precinct expressed it this way: “I may be a racist but perverts are an abomination that I will not tolerate in elected officials”.

This was followed by a pervert who explained: “We all have our own demons, but I cannot in good conscience vote for a racist!”

However, Roy Moore insisted that the only reason he lost was because of thousands of illegal voters, the same sneaky ones that stole the popular vote from Donald Trump. As proof he noted that Alabama had elected Donald Trump president, and Trump has shamelessly demonstrated that he is both a pervert and a racist. Moore will not concede the election, and has demanded that the Presidential Advisory Commission on Election Integrity headed by Vice President Mike Pence declare the election a fraud.

(This is satire)