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Roseanne Was Terrified of Brown People on Island After Her Tweet

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Roseanne Was Terrified of Brown People on Island After Her Tweet: In her first public appearance since her show was canceled after her racist tweet, Roseanne Barr confided to Sean Hannity that she was just “terrified living on an island full of brown people” after that incident

Come on now! Instead of blaming all her anxieties on the island’s “brown people” - lets get real here. The truth is - someone like her is always gonna feel “terrified” and outside her comfort zone whenever she leaves the familiarity of a trailer park - and this is a woman who can easily afford to go double-wide - so she obviously has a very refined sense of style.

That said, I now think I totally understand why Roseanne is being barred from “Roseanne.” I mean, if she’s still claiming its Ambien that’s making her say all this nonsense, its certainly gotta be “extra strength Ambien.”

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