Five Things Wednesday: Carmageddon Coming, Summer Crafting, Shoelace Tying!

• Who's getting pumped up for this weekend's I-5 closure at Ortega Highway? Woo-hoo! Par-TAY! It's our very own Carmageddon!

• Tonight at Stillwater in Dana Point: Jim Summers & Friends do the rock formally described as "classic."

• You, too, can learn how to tie a shoelace in just one second. We are seriously obsessed with this how-to video!

• Who's up for a free summer craft class in Laguna Niguel? We got one right here ...

• And just in case you missed it -- what the hell is wrong with this woman?

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