🌱 Roseville Patch: What You Need To Know Today (Wed, Mar 29)

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But first, today's weather:

Showers; breezy in the a.m.. High: 53 Low: 41.

Here are the top stories in Roseville today:

1. Got My Hopes Up Again, No Fair (Roseville Patch)
2. 'This should have never happened': Parent attacks student in Citrus Heights classroom (KCRA Sacramento)
3. State Senator Brian Dahle spoke at the Tehama County Board of Supervisors meeting Tuesday (KRCR)
4. House fire in Elverta leaves about 10 cats dead, 2 people injured (KTXL FOX 40 Sacramento)
5. Longtime Citrus Heights councilmember dies (ABC10.com KXTV)
6. Wait, What, Easter Is Coming Up Real Soon? (Roseville Patch)
7. Panel Discussion in Rocklin on homelessness and affordable housing options (Roseville Today)

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Today in Roseville:

• Grab your Oompa Loompas and over to the Brickyard Kitchen and Bar for Willy Wonka Trivia! (6:00 PM)
• Join a Free Living Trust Workshop at the Maidu Community Center in Roseville. "We'll cover how a Trust protects your family and assets from probate." (6:30 PM)
• It's Salsa and Bachata Night at The Union Roseville. (7:00 PM)

From my notebook:

• City of Roseville, California Police Department: "Here's the latest Roseville Police Department Crime Report. Also, check out the Roseville Police Crime Log, a snapshot of crime that happens throughout the community, here: roseville.ca.us/crimelog We believe information is power and man..." (City of Roseville, California Police Department via Facebook)
• Roseville Firefighters Local 1592: "Being a Roseville Firefighter is being a part of not just a team, but a family that works together in providing a high level of service to our community. Truck companies performing vertical ventilation is a great example of teamwork at i..." (Roseville Firefighters Local 1592 via Facebook)
• Rotary Club of Roseville: "Thank you CAPTRUST for sponsoring the Taco Throwdown! #tacothrowdown #tacomafia # ttd4" (Rotary Club of Roseville via Facebook)
• Nextdoor Neighbor, Highland Reserve: "Question for hybrid car owners: Is it worth buying a hybrid? - How about battery life? Did you have to replace your battery, how much? Thanks in advance! Just doing some research before deciding." (Nextdoor)
• Placer County Animal Services, Placer County: "Placer County Animal Services is excited to announce its upcoming Love Blooms Adopt-a-Thon event this Friday, March 31 from 9am-9pm. - Free adoptions and redemptions of lost pets. Over 50 dogs up for adoption. You can also tour the PCAS ..." (Nextdoor)
• Nextdoor Neighbor, Sabre City Estates: "Anyone on here fix phone screens? - For a galaxy s22+" (Nextdoor)
• Nextdoor Neighbor, Sun City: "I need a handyman for some Sheetrock and insulation work. - Please don’t recommend Ed Avila or Western Handyman. Ed never returned my call, and it’s been 2 weeks since I contacted Wyatt…still waiting on him to show up! I now don’t trust..." (Nextdoor)
• Nextdoor Neighbor, Folsom Road: "Local handy man checking in :) - Hope everyone is having a great day drive safe and smile often! 916-643-0961 * Hanging shelves, mirrors, artwork, or curtains * Mounting televisions or speakers * Installing or replacing light fixtures..." (Nextdoor)
• Nextdoor Neighbor, Junction West: "Is the Park Regency area in a flood zone? - Bottlebrush Circle area" (Nextdoor)

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— Celeste "Pirate Queen" Wetzel

About me: The original Pirate Queen and QA engineer for Patch. The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money. Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles. But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that’d still be keeping his feet dry in ten years’ time, while a poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet. This was the Captain Samuel Vimes “Boots” theory of socioeconomic unfairness.

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