🌱 Roseville Patch: What You Need To Know Today (Wed, May 3)

Hi all. It's me, Celeste "Pirate Queen" Wetzel, your host of the Patch newsletter. Here's all the local news you need to know right now. Today's issue includes updates on...

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But first, today's weather:

An afternoon shower in spots. High: 67 Low: 52.

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Here are the top stories in Roseville today:

1. EDH Art, Beer & Wine Festival returns (Village Life)
2. 'This year is different': Man swept away in American River near Tahoe (SFGATE)
3. Roseville Farmers Artisan Market is this Saturday and Sunday (Gold Country Media)
4. 35th annual Clay Day and inaugural Celebration of the Arts is Saturday (Gold Country Media)
5. Roseville Inventory Is Still Boring - Move To Napa (Roseville Patch)
6. Sellers sitting out of the housing market & buyers getting concessions (Sacramento Appraisal Blog)
7. Biking Roseville: Pleasant Grove Creek Trail a scenic ride offers easy access to amenities (Roseville Today)

• City of Roseville, California Police Department: "It’s Taco Tuesday 🌮 and the perfect excuse to skip cooking dinner and meet us for Tacos with a Cop! We will be at Bethel Church on Douglas Blvd from 5:30-7:30 pm, along with our friends from Roseville Coalition Of Neighborhood Associati..." (City of Roseville, California Police Department via Facebook)
• Roseville Parks & Recreation: "Happy Asian/Pacific American Heritage Month everyone! Did you know that we have parks named after amazing members of the AAPI community? 🌳 Kay Sakamoto Park, which was dedicated in 2022, is a beautiful 1-acre park that features a chil..." (Roseville Parks & Recreation via Instagram)
• American Legion Auxiliary Unit #169, Roseville, CA: "Another Honor Flight Luncheon under our belts! It is truly an honor to host these!" (American Legion Auxiliary Unit #169, Roseville, CA via Facebook)
• Roseville Public Library: "Congrats to the winners of our 2023 Spring Reading Challenge! 🥳 Learn more about upcoming challenges, programs and events on our library website at roseville.ca.us/library" (Roseville Public Library via Facebook)
• Roseville Area Chamber: "This week is National Small Business Week! Did you know for every dollar spent at a small business, nearly two-thirds of it stays in our local community? That’s more money stimulating the local economy and keeping business booming righ..." (Roseville Area Chamber via Instagram)

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You're all caught up for today! I'll catch up with you bright and early tomorrow morning with a new update.

— Celeste "Pirate Queen" Wetzel

About me: The original Pirate Queen and QA engineer for Patch. The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money. Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles. But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that’d still be keeping his feet dry in ten years’ time, while a poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet. This was the Captain Samuel Vimes “Boots” theory of socioeconomic unfairness.

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