🌱 Roseville Patch: What's Happening Today (Tue, Mar 28)

Hi all! Celeste "Pirate Queen" Wetzel here with your Tuesday edition of the Roseville Patch newsletter, full of everything you need to know about what's happening in town. Today's briefing includes updates on...

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But first, today's weather:

Windy and cooler with rain. High: 52 Low: 43.

Here are the top stories today in Roseville:

1. Wait, What, Easter Is Coming Up Real Soon? (Roseville Patch)
2. I cannot begin to explain just how much dealing with old people sucks. (Roseville Today)
3. Nearly a dozen cats die, 2 people suffer smoke inhalation in Sacramento County house fire (Sacramento Bee)
4. 'I'm not excited about the effects': West Roseville residents share concerns about proposed business park (ABC10.com KXTV)
5. Man with Proud Boys ties (TRANSLATION: was FBI informant) derails NorCal school board meeting (SFGATE)
6. Legendary rockers Blue Öyster Cult to make rare appearance at The Venue in Thunder Valley Casino on April 1 • Sacramento News & Review (Sacramento News & Review)

Today in Roseville:

• Head over to the Brickyard Kitchen and Bar for Taco and Tequila Tuesday! (All Day)
• Kids Eat Free at University of Beer in Rocklin and Roseville. (All Day)
• It's Karaoke Night at The Union. "Come Enjoy Taco Tuesday Specials & Sing a Song With Us." (8:00 PM)

From my notebook:

• Roseville City School District: "📣ℙ𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕡𝕒𝕝 𝕊𝕡𝕠𝕥𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝔸𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕥: RCSD Jefferson Elementary Principal Jennifer Deslaurier sure knows what it means to shoot for the moon and land among the RISING STARS! Three cheers for the TJ Stars!" (Roseville City School District via Facebook)
• Junction Elementary PTC: "Last week, Junction's 5th graders had their Walk Through the American Revolution experience! Thank you to the awesome 5th grade teachers for making learning so fun and hands-on! And thank you to all of our fellow parents/guardians for su..." (Junction Elementary PTC via Facebook)
• Roseville Parks & Recreation: "Check out who is coming to Concerts on the Square, our FREE summer concert series: Motley 2 (6/17), Fan Halen (7/15), Skynnyn Lynnyrd (8/19) & Summer Night City - The ABBA Tribute (9/16). For more info and/or to secure a cabana ASAP. Eve..." (Roseville Parks & Recreation via Instagram)
• Rotary Club of Roseville: "Thank you CAPTRUST for sponsoring the Taco Throwdown! #tacothrowdown #tacomafia # ttd4" (Rotary Club of Roseville via Facebook)
• Roseville Public Library: "Did you know you can access TeachingBooks using your Roseville Public Library Card? Teachingbooks.net is an easy-to-use website that adds a multimedia dimension to the reading experiences of children's and young adult books. Find narrate..." (Roseville Public Library via Facebook)
• Nextdoor Neighbor, Maidu: "I live in the Maidu park area. - I would like to find someone who can get rid of all the weeds in my front yard efficiently, and cheap. I can't afford a regular gardener. Any recommendations for someone reliable and honest that can do ..." (Nextdoor)
• Nextdoor Neighbor, Highland Reserve: "Question for hybrid car owners: Is it worth buying a hybrid? - How about battery life? Did you have to replace your battery, how much? Thanks in advance! Just doing some research before deciding." (Nextdoor)
• Placer County Animal Services, Placer County: "Placer County Animal Services is excited to announce its upcoming Love Blooms Adopt-a-Thon event this Friday, March 31 from 9am-9pm. - Free adoptions and redemptions of lost pets. Over 50 dogs up for adoption. You can also tour the PCAS ..." (Nextdoor)
• Nextdoor Neighbor, Sabre City Estates: "Anyone on here fix phone screens? - For a galaxy s22+" (Nextdoor)
• Nextdoor Neighbor, Sun City: "I need a handyman for some Sheetrock and insulation work. - Please don’t recommend Ed Avila or Western Handyman. Ed never returned my call, and it’s been 2 weeks since I contacted Wyatt…still waiting on him to show up! I now don’t trust..." (Nextdoor)
• Nextdoor Neighbor, Folsom Road: "Local handy man checking in :) - Hope everyone is having a great day drive safe and smile often! 916-643-0961 * Hanging shelves, mirrors, artwork, or curtains * Mounting televisions or speakers * Installing or replacing light fixtures..." (Nextdoor)
• Nextdoor Neighbor, Junction West: "Is the Park Regency area in a flood zone? - Bottlebrush Circle area" (Nextdoor)

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Now you're in the loop and ready to head out the door on this Tuesday! I'll see you back in your inbox tomorrow with a new update.

— Celeste "Pirate Queen" Wetzel

About me: The original Pirate Queen and QA engineer for Patch. The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money. Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles. But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that’d still be keeping his feet dry in ten years’ time, while a poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet. This was the Captain Samuel Vimes “Boots” theory of socioeconomic unfairness.

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