Charges Against Stormy Daniels Dropped After Ohio Arrest

Charges Against Stormy Daniels Dropped After Ohio Arrest: Charges against adult film actress Stormy Daniels have been dropped less than 24 hours after she was arrested in a strip club in Columbus - Ohio law prohibits anyone in a sexually oriented business from knowingly touching a patron or another employee who is not a member of their immediate family. Gee, people in a sexually oriented business can only legally touch members of their immediate family? Now I’m no legal expert, but that sounds like incest. Talk about an “extended family!” Meanwhile, Stormy Daniels’ fans say the Ohio vice squad - is not a very nice squad

Will Smith Says All the Sex He’s Had Didn't Make Him Happy: In a recent interview, superstar Will Smith says he's had all the sex he’s ever wanted, but it still never made him happy. Dude - maybe its time to switch hands.

Rumors of Melania Trump Having a Body Double Reignited: Social media has been buzzing with conspiracy theories again about Melania having a body double after the images of the woman leaving Air Force One in Brussels with President Trump didn't look very much like Melania. Oh, what’s the dig deal if she does have a body double? Hell, it isn’t like she actually does anything anyway.

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Neutrino That Struck Antarctica Traced to Galaxy 3.7B Light Years Away: Astronomers are claiming that high-energy neutrinos that crashed into Earth in Antarctica, has been traced back to a galaxy that is some 3.7 billion light years away. Wow, blaming a galaxy so far away seems kind of unfair. I mean, if that galaxy wanted to deny it was their neutrinos crashing into us, its gonna take them at least 3.7 billion years to defend themselves.

Scientists Have Discovered the World's Oldest Color: Scientists claim to have found what they believe is the oldest color pigment ever discovered, found in 1.1 billion year-old rocks, deep beneath the Sahara desert and - described as a bright pink. Wait a minute - if this was the very first color, does that mean prior to that, everything was in black and white?

Canadian Man Found Dead with Face Half Eaten By His Dog: A 62-year-old Canadian man has been found naked and half-eaten by his own beloved dog on his bedroom floor of his Thailand home - with his face chewed down to the skull. My guess is the poor pooch probably began by licking the man’s face trying to wake him up and then, after a few days passed thought - “hey, this really ain’t that bad!” One thing’s for sure, if anyone’s thinking about adopting this dog, it might be a good idea to make sure there’s plenty of extra dog food laying around all over the house.

Florida Man Asked Cops To Test Purity of His Meth Purchase: Fearing a rip-off, 49-year-old Florida resident Douglas Peter Kelly found himself under arrest after he contacted the sheriff’s office, saying that he wanted the illegal meth he had just purchased tested because he didn’t think it was quite up to his standards. My question is, what standards do meth addicts have to meet?

Study Explores Whether Eating Alone is Bad for You: While many people enjoy eating alone, recent headlines have linked it to everything from depression to heart disease, but a recent study by Oxford Economics suggested that eating alone has a stronger link to being unhappy than any other factor. Now whenever I don’t feel like eating alone, one of my favorite things to do is grab my food and eat it in the park. There always seems to be plenty of eager flies around who are more than willing to keep you company.

TN School Board Candidate Blames Teaching Evolution for School Shootings: Republican Tennessee School Board Candidate Mike Cochran thinks he has a pretty good idea what is to blame for the school shootings that have been plaguing our nation - the teaching of evolution in our schools. He makes a good point, obviously no violent acts were ever committed until Charles Darwin published the Origin of the Species. But why stop there? Teaching chemistry leads to suicide bombers and the Theory of Gravity doesn’t carry much weight. Thank goodness people like Mike Cochran have their crystal meth to help them sort through all this crazy sciencey stuff.

EPA Chief Scott Pruitt Resigns Amid Scandals: Citing “unrelenting personal attacks,” Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Scott Pruitt has finally resigned after months of ethics controversies and investigations over his running of the agency. Like Truman, Pruitt’s motto was “the buck stops here!” Only difference is, Pruitt was apparently referring to his wallet.

Supervolcano Found Brewing Under Three New England States: Geologists say they were surprised to find that a new supervolcano is brewing under Massachusetts, Vermont and New Hampshire and that the huge mass of molten rock is slowly creeping upwards beneath the nation’s northeastern states. Trump officials say they’re not at all surprised, given all three of these are all blue states and blue states have always resisted passing tough volcano legislation.

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LaCroix CEO Sued For Groping 2 Male Pilots: Nick Caporella, the billionaire CEO of the company that owns LaCroix sparkling water, has been sued by two male pilots for unwanted touching on dozens of occasions. In response to the suit, a LaCroix spokesperson defended Caporella, pointing out that - if pilots don’t wish to be groped, why the hell take a job in a “cockpit?” Its almost like asking for trouble.

Vampire Skeletons Unearthed By Archeologists in Bulgaria: Archeologists in Bulgaria say they have unearthed skeletal remains of two medieval persons with iron rods through their chests—a practice used to keep people from turning into vampires. Meanwhile, local Bulgarians complain archeologists are always seem to be digging up trouble.

Trump Compares Border Policy to Keeping People Off Your Front Lawn: President Trump tweeted that Congress must pass immigration laws that would allow U.S. authorities to summarily kick out would-be immigrants just like keeping people off your front lawn. Get off your lawn? Hell, who’s he think is taking care of his damn lawn? I think Trump’s watched “Gran Torino” one too many times.