Politics & Government
Trump Spends His July 4th Tweeting About Hillary’s Emails
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Trump Spends His July 4th Tweeting About Hillary’s Emails: President Trump spent his July 4th holiday at his golf resort in Bendminster, NJ, firing off tweetstorms about “Crooked Hillary’s” e-mails, ranting about some obscure “Pakistani Fraudster” conspiracy theory and labeling the Mueller probe a “Rigged Witch Hunt.”
Yea - well, the question is, which witch hunt is he talking about anyway? Its getting hard to keep track of them all without the benefit of a scorecard. I mean, so far - five of the witches have already plead guilty, one witch has been sentenced and a bunch more witches are reportedly cooperating with investigators.
Its like Trump Tower has turned into a huge gingerbread house and Robert Mueller is taking great big bites. And while we’re on the subject of fairy tales, whatever happened to Pizzagate and the Bowling Green Massacre? Why hasn’t Mueller looked into them? Good grief, shouldn’t he be doing something more productive with his time - you know, like administering DNA tests to Elizabeth Warren?