More new laws coming to bars, restaurants in the United States.

Fort Myers, FL; Bars may be allowed at full capacity, but guys especially who are single and enjoyed the southern bar scene with hugging bartenders and restaurant waitresses, taking pictures with their favorite servers, and hugging them when they leave for the night will want to consider leaving the United States. That is correct; new Federal laws, passed by Congress in Washington, DC and enforced by the FBI, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, the U.S. Marshals, and the U.S. Supreme Court have permanently ended the old Southern charm at bars, nightclubs, nightlife facilities, and restaurants throughout the United States of America. The new laws are as follows;

-No server/bartender/person of business shall engage any customer/patron in any form of non-business communication or conversation, nor shall any customer/patron engage any bartender/server/person of business in any form of non-business communication/conversation.

-No person shall have a camera or device capable of taking still or motion pictures within any bar, restaurant, or nightlife facility or within less than three hundred (300) feet of any bar, restaurant, or nightlife facility. No person shall take pictures and/or videos with any bartender, server, or person of business at any restaurant, bar, or nightlife facility.

-No person shall hug any bartender, server, or person of business, nor shall any bartender/server/person of business hug or engage in any form of public display of affection with any patron/customer under any circumstances whatsoever. Patrons and bartenders/servers/persons of business shall not be within less than ten (10) feet of each other.

-No patron/customer shall form or attempt to form any type of friendship with any bartender, server, or person of business under any circumstances.

-No single/unaccompanied male person shall be present at or within less than 300 feet of any bar, restaurant, or nightlife facility.

All persons involved in the violation of the new laws will be tracked down and arrested by the FBI and charged accordingly by the United States Government.

-Non-business conversations will now constitute the offense of disrupting the business environment which carries a sentence of one hundred thirty five (135) years to life in prison.

-Hugging while at any workplace or place of business will now constitute the offense of public display of affection which will be heavily and aggressively investigated by the FBI, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, the U.S. Military, the U.S. Marshals, the U.S. Supreme Court, and will carry a sentence of four hundred (400) years to life in prison and/or the death penalty for all involved.

-Forming or attempting to form a friendship with any person of business will now constitute the offense of statutory stalking which will be heavily and aggressively investigated by the FBI, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, the U.S. Military, the U.S. Marshals, the U.S. Supreme Court, and will carry a sentence of three hundred (300) years to life in prison and/or the death penalty for all involved.

-Single/unaccompanied men spotted at or within less than three hundred (300) feet of any bar, restaurant, or nightlife facility will be tracked down, arrested, and charged with felony trespassing.

-Taking pictures and/or videos at any bar, restaurant, or nightlife facility, including with bartenders/servers/persons of business will constitute the offense of copyright infringement/piracy which is investigated by the FBI, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, the U.S. Marshals, the U.S. Supreme Court, and carries a sentence of fifty-five (55) years to life in prison for all involved.