Rumors of possible institutionalization of single men confirmed.

Washington, DC; Single men in the United States of America may soon vanish without a trace from bars, nightclubs, beaches, parks, and the entire community, and men may soon need to have a woman with them at all times to be part of the community and may need to marry their high school sweetheart if they want to escape lifelong imprisonment. That is correct, Federal lawmakers are rumored to be about to pass new laws mandating a permanent nationwide institutionalization of all men 18 years of age and older without a woman in their lives. Under the new laws, Federal authorities along with local police departments would raid all high school graduation ceremonies throughout the United States of America every year and would immediately arrest all male high school student graduates at their high school graduation ceremony who are known to be single and don't have a girlfriend. Men who are seen in the community without a woman would also be stopped by the police, and if he is found to be single, divorced, widowed, or dumped, he would be arrested. And all single adult men would be castrated and permanently institutionalized, locked away for life in all-male institutions where they would never come into visual contact with a woman. No trial and no jury.