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How to become a WOKE politician

Proper use of some WOKE terminology and actions to be successful as a WOKE politician

In order to become a good WOKE Liberal or RINO, you must first, learn how to shirk real responsibilities by always stating 3 simple phrases to get citizens to ignore the real issues:

1. Gun's fault

2. Climate Change fault

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3. Trump's fault

Let's use the above in examples:

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Example 1:

REAL ISSUE: In Chicago, hundreds are killed and thousands wounded each year including a 13-year-old out at 3 AM with a gun.

SHIRK ANSWER: That is a gun problem

Example 2: (A 2-fer)

REAL ISSUE: GAS prices are up over a dollar from last year.

SHIRK ANSWER: That is a Climate Change problem causing a cold snap in Texas plus Trump's fault for not preventing hackers.

Example 3:

REAL ISSUE: The Crisis at the southern border

SHIRK ANSWER: It is Trump's policy's fault!

See how easy it is to shirk responsibilities? Once you get past owning any real issue responsibilities, you can concentrate on always saying and doing "feel good" things with taxpayer money in order to get re-elected as a do-gooder (WOKE) politician.

For example, you must tell citizens to pay no attention to the Chicago killings but spend lots of taxpayer money initiating large investigations with special councils, investigators, and prosecutors in order to get to the bottom of the Capitol Hill "riot" and IMPEACH Trump! The idea here is to blame Trump, maybe even sentence him to prison or death because people like Trump will cause those who shirk their responsibility to be called out for what they really are and be removed from office or made to be actually responsible.

Here is a perfect example about one of a half dozen WOKE RINOS using the “Trump’s fault” routine and doing "feel good" stuff as though he has a conscience and it is his JOB to IMPEACH Trump so the citizens will not recognize or think about his REAL JOB, like getting to the bottom of the Chicago killings and fixing that:

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