Best of Waukee Craigslist, Nov. 13 - a Barber's Chair, Beer Pong and Barbed Wire

Congratulations! You made it out of bed this morning. Good job! (Everyone needs a little positive reinforcement, don't you think?) But seriously, that's a huge feat. Way to go, you!

Anyway, here's a little something to get you through the rest of your day - the best and brightest of Waukee/Des Moines Craigslist listings. It's funny stuff. I promise.

How about we start with a little haiku?

Broken Rake

waiting for the wind
to gather up fallen leaves
in collective pile

Somewhere on a college campus, frat guys are collecting money to buy this.

Salon All Purpose Chair - $75

Sorry, mom. He lied when he said he wanted to be a barber.

They're also taking up a collection for this.

WSOBP 8ft splash beer pong table - $50

Back in my day, we just used whatever table was still standing.

Nothing says, "Welcome to my home!" more than barbed wire on the front door.

BARBED WIRE WREATH - $20

Now that's a fine how do 'ya do.

He's so fluffy! Can we keep him?

Dog Free To A Good Home - Shih Tzu mix - 5 years old - $1

Free to a good home, a great dog named Maya. Maya is a female Shih Tzu mix that is around 5 years old. She is house broken, and only needs to go out twice a day. Maya rarely barks, loves walks, and is very cuddly. She listens well, and is obedient. She is not great around toddlers, but loves adults, young and old, very much. She is a healthy dog. spayed, up to date on her shots, and weighs about 13 lbs.

Or maybe you're more of a cat person.

Cat - 1 year old

Cat for sale...1 1/2 year old Female, spayed and up to date on all shots. Great around kids. Asking $25