Best of Waukee Craigslist, Nov. 6 - Candy Wreaths, Potato Bags, Glowing Deer and Breathless in Waukee

Congratulations! You made it out of bed AND on an election day. Good job! (Everyone needs a little positive reinforcement, don't you think?) But seriously, that's a huge feat. Way to go, you!

Anyway, here's a little something to get you through the rest of your day - the best and brightest of Waukee/Des Moines Craigslist listings. It's funny stuff. I promise.

How about we start with a little haiku?

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Essence of nutmeg,
Cinnamon and flaky crust,
Reminds me of fall.

Another reason to go door-to-door all year 'round.

Candy Wreaths - $17

Sure, maybe it's not appropriate to trick-or-treat in December but maybe, juts maybe, having one of these on your door would make it more acceptable.

In case the candy wreath doesn't work out...

Microwave potato bags - $6

So, they're homemade and they cook potatoes in the microwave? Genius.

Oh, deer, it lights up?

Christmas Reindeer - lighted - $30

Imagine the reduction in car vs. deer accidents if deer really did light up.

I only emptied them to sell them on Craigslist, I swear.

Decanters Jim Beam/Ezra Brooks 60's and 70's lot - $175

Someone had to empty them.

He just doesn't need it any longer, ok?

Reflections Art Print - Lee Teter - Vietnam Wall - $50

Seriously, doesn't everyone have at least one day a week when they "no longer need?"

Voice lessons from a Waukee favorite.

Vocal coaching from a bella soul...

She has sung with everyone from Final Mix to Randy Burk, from umpteen jazz and blues bands to The Des Moines Symphony, and is the 2012 Prairie Meadows Vocal Hero champion. And she is ready to be your vocal coach, cracking the whip on you with kindness, experience, and expertise. If you or someone you know wants to unleash their inner and outer songbird, look no further than the one and only Tina Haase Findlay of the band called "bella soul."

This guy means business.

Till My Last Breath Ill Be Loving You - m4w

This only meant for Only the Best Woman I fall In Love wit in my life. Your a special woman that i felll very deply in love with and I miss you so much and As the song says Till My Last Breath Ill be Loving You Your Inacials are are CK and I will always Love You .Please contact me and Put the name of your truck in the subjust line so i know its you. Thank You so much.