Cards Against Humanity Sends Attleboro Woman Mountain Of Glitter

ATTLEBORO, MA — Hilarity ensued when an Attleboro woman sent a "silly" email to the game company Cards Against Humanity asking for glitter, and now she has more of it than she knows what to do with. Kait Johnson posted the story Friday on Facebook. She sent an email to the company saying she had ordered five extension packs, but wasn't quite satisfied.

"I have a silly question, I really wanted glitter with my pride pack but it was unavailable; is there any way you could send me just a s--- ton of glitter? It would actually really make me happy," Johnson wrote, according to a screenshot of the email. She also sent over her address.

The company responded to the cheeky emailer with a warning and a promise.

"Kaitlyn, Two things: 1. Be careful what you wish for. 2. Check your mailbox in about a week."

Sure enough, within days, a letter arrived in the mail with the company's signature return address at the top.

She posted a photo of the letter with the simple caption: "Oh f---." Inside the envelope was glitter — lots of glitter —and a handwritten note on one of the game's cards: "Sorry we f---ed up! Love you." It was signed, Cards Against Humanity.

Johnson posted a photo of her hand covered in the sparkly material. But she wanted more. She fired off another email.

"Is that all you got," she wrote. "(I am actually really happy you guys even responded)"

Sure enough, she got a another response.

"Kaitlyn, Sorry to have underwhelmed you. Thanks for the excuse to take this too far. Please continue to keep an eye on your mailbox," the company responded.

This time, a box arrived filled with — you guessed it — a mountain of glitter. More glitter than a classroom full of kindergartners could possibly need.

"I haven't seen the floor in days," Johnson wrote back in an email. "Every time I think I've finally gotten rid of it all, a tiny more appears. Then a tiny bit more and more. I've succumbed to eating a small bowl of glitter with milk in the hopes that I can just be rid of it all. Update it hasn't worked."

The company responded one last time with a simple message: We warned you.

"Kaitlyn, We tried to play it cool," the email said. "You did this to yourself."

Well played, Cards Against Humanity.

You can see photos of the exchange and glitter below.

Photo credit: Shutterstock / Przemyslaw Koch