Stalking Set-Up Foiled; Man Fed Up With Defecating Dog

Mastermind, she is (allegedly) not.

A Marlborough woman must have been quite satisfied with her alleged scheme to get her boyfriend's ex-wife in hot water. . She was so convincing that police got a warrant to arrest the ex. The problem is, when the ex was in custody, the woman continued to get the "threatening" text messages, which she continued to report to cops. As there was no way the ex could have been sending them while in custody without her phone, police found a new suspect, the "victim" herself. The woman had apparently been using a Pinger account, which can make it look like texts are being sent from a certain phone number. Marlborough police turned around and arrested the "victim" for faking her own stalking and lying to them about it.

Presumably she wanted one of those tasty iced coffees: because a Big Mac probably isn't going to make you any less tired. Just sayin'.

Milford police got a call after 2 a.m. Sunday, from a person who reported a female driver was passed out in her vehicle in between the two-drive thru windows at a local McDonald's. Police responded and learned the woman was over-tired. A friend found the woman was over-tired; a friend was called to drive her home.  

One time would have been bad enough...

...but it was apparently the "repeated" defecations that sent one Holliston resident reaching for his phone to call 911 this week. The resident complained to police that a man was walking his dog and "repeatedly allowed the dog to defecate on (his) lawn."