Yelling, Strange Cemetery Running Trigger 911 Calls

As long as he didn't appear from beneath the ground, it's not that weird.

Milford Police received a call from a man reporting suspicious behavior in a local cemetery. The caller said the man was carrying an orange rope and "running oddly" around the stones. Police could not locate the man. 

Hey, I asked for half-and-half.

Milford police received a call from an employee at a local asssisted living facility. The employee said that a co-worker had emptied perfume into her coffee.

Police respond to domestic dispute: woman versus machine.

If someone called the cops every time I yelled at an appliance or piece of equipment, I'd be in trouble. .