David Ortiz Offered $100,000 to Star in Porn Film

David Ortiz, designated hitter for the Boston Red Sox, has been offered $100,000 to star in a porn film.

Porn giant Vivid Entertainment made the offer after reading a Player’s Tribune questionnaire in which Ortiz listed his dream job as “porn star.”

Vivid Entertainment CEO Steve Hirsch told TMZ the title of the potential flick: “Big Papi’s Slugger.”

Elsewhere in Ortiz’s questionnaire, he revealed that his favorite team growing up was the Bulls. He thinks the best song lyric of all-time is “I love it when you call me big papa.”

And if Ortiz could change one rule in baseball it would be: “No check swing counts.”