And the Bride Wore White (Toilet Paper): Patch PM

DETROIT, MI – Here are some stories to talk about tonight on Michigan Patch:

It's Chic to Talk Toilet Paper Durability at Weddings

• A southeast Michigan woman’s toilet paper wedding dress may be worth a $10,000 prize. Yes, it’s "squeezably soft."

Michigan Libertarian Prances Around On C-Span In His Jockstrap: Watch

• “My eyes! My eyes!” James Weeks II took it all off, baby, and C-Span cameras recorded every eye-popping moment of it.

All-Star MLB Pitcher Had Zika, Wouldn't Fault Rio Exodus

• Pitcher, who got Zika virus in Venezuela, says 2016 Rio de Janeiro Olympics athletes who want to have children need to “think about” risks.

Trump's Michigan Vets Charity, Telemarketer Sued Multiple Times

• Donald Trump says vetting process delayed $5.6M in donations to veterans groups, but Michigan charity was already vetted — in the courts.

3rd Party Libertarian Could Siphon Votes from Clinton, Trump: Poll

• Michigan poll shows Libertarian Gary Johnson registers double-digit support and Bernie Sanders would handily defeat Trump. Who's your pick?

Also Worth a Read

• If You Know This Man, Call Birmingham Police Right Now
• Few Options to Detention for Kids Who Missed Lunch with Dad: Judge
• Legislation Would Make it Easier to Fire State Workers
• Romanian American Festival: Food, Beer and Wine, Plus Dancing
• Missing Rochester Hills Boy, 8, Found Moments After Alert
• Farmington Hills Cop Faces Multiple Child Porn Charges
• Oncologist Fata's Victims 'Injured Twice' in Restitution Plan: Attorney
• $4.6B Transit System Connecting Detroit to Ann Arbor: Public Meeting Schedule
• OMG, You Can Un-Send a Text Message: Here's How

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