This Corgi From New Jersey Is Better At Fidget Spinning Than You

WHARTON, NJ — Wally, a Welsh Corgi from Wharton currently living out his flawless Instagram life in front of an adoring audience of over 115,000 humans, does most things better than you.

He makes more friends than you.

He looks hotter in his Halloween costume than you.

He gets more Christmas presents than you.

He handles breakups better than you.

His tourist pics at Liberty State Park are nothing short of perfect. (Certainly more perfect than yours!)

But through all the late-night Insta envy, perhaps you at least found some comfort in the thought that, with his stubby little Corgi legs and nonopposable Corgi thumbs, Wally would never be better at fidget spinning than you.

Nope. Sorry. Still better.

Wally's social-media assistants, Wharton residents Marc and Cynthia, said they shot the following video of Wally the VERY FIRST TIME he attempted the precarious nose-balancing trick known to stump fidget spinner enthusiasts worldwide:

"He nailed it," the local couple said over email.

Indeed. If it's any consolation, though, Marc and Cynthia said they've been teaching Wally obedience commands since he came into their lives at a wee seven months old. "So over time," they said, "he's learned how to sit still and balance treats on his head/nose."

Might as well just give up now, kids. Because you'll never be as good as Wally.

Images via Wally/Facebook