Every Michael Scott Quote relevant to College Students

1. "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

2. "I saved a life. My own. Am I a hero?... I really can't say, but yes!"

3. "I wanna be married and have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends and no one can say 'no' to being my friend."

4. "And I'm optimistic because everyday I get a little more desperate."

5. "Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three."

6. "Pizza: the great equalizer."

7. "I declare... BANKRUPTCY!"

8. "I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday."

9. "I am Beyonce, always."

10. "It's not like booze ever killed anyone."