What Should I Do This Weekend?

"Ugh," you say to yourself, gazing out at what promises to be a beautiful September Day. "Summer is over. Outdoor movies are over and Celebrate Brooklyn is over. I can't even wear white anymore, and I squandered all my money buying discounted mattresses on Labor Day. I hate everything."

Wrong! The weekend holds plenty of excellent events, and we've carefully selected the finest among them. Take a look below. (And if you've got something we've overlooked, go on and add it to our events listings here. 

Where/When: Brooklyn Academy of Music, 651 Fulton St. Friday, Sept. 14 at 7 p.m.

Why Go: Einstein on the Beach, An Opera in Four Acts is part of the 30^th Next Wave Festival at BAM. An unusual opera by Robert Wilson and Philip Glass, Einstein has no hero to speak of, but offers chillingly creative music that morphs time. 

Cost: Ticket prices vary. for more information. 

Where/When: , 58 7th Ave, Friday, Sept. 14 at 8 p.m.

Why Go: The  is presenting . Brooklyn Art Song Society (BASS) is proud to announce its 2012-2013 season opener- part one of its four-part series Schubert: The Last Year.  The program features three masterful piano four-hand works alongside some of the composer’s most beloved lieder.  From charming songs like Die Sterne to the dramatic and monumental Fantasy in f minor, this concert displays the amazing emotional range of Schubert’s music.

Cost: $20

Pig Roast at Farm on Adderley

Where/When: Sycamore at 1118 Cortelyou Rd., Saturday, Sept. 15, 2 to 8 p.m. 

Why Go: What a question. Join your friends and neighbors in devouring an entire pig (and sides!) delivered straight from Sullivan County Farms. Roasting begins late on Friday night, and as far as we know, gawking from afar is free of charge.   

Cost: $25 per plate.

The Kings County Corn Bowl

Where/When: TBD in Greenpoint, located at 224 Franklin St. between Freeman and Green streets, Sunday, Sept. 16, 2 to 5 p.m. 

Why Go: Described on the event's website as "nature's most versatile vegetable," spend your Sunday devouring 12 types of corn dishes, testing your chops in a cornhole tournament and posing for, yes, corny photos. 

Cost: $15. Tickets available here.