Carolinians Fear another Successful Hurricane Disaster

Trump has his golf schedule lined up starting this Friday and is planning to make the disaster response to Hurricane Florence just as successful as Hurricane Maria was in Puerto Rico.

“Let me assure you that we have every intention of beating our previous record of only 2,975 deaths in Puerto Rico” said Trump “I will be closely monitoring the situation at my golf course in Bedminster. We have cargo planes full of paper towels to carpet bomb the entire region. It will be another incredible success, and my way of saying thank you to North and South Carolina for electing me president. You deserve it”.

(This is satire)