Christine Blassey Ford appointed to Supreme Court

The Senate Judiciary Committee votes to appoint Christine Blassey Ford to the Supreme Court. Chair Senator Grassley noted “After having the opportunity to compare Bret Kavanaugh with Christine Blassey Ford it was clear to the entire world that Bret Kavanaugh is an unstable crybaby with an entitlement complex who can not keep his emotions in check. He looked like he was going to lose it and go postal at any moment. I was in fear of my life. By comparison, Dr Blassy-Ford was cool and reasoned. We unanimously recommend the appointment of Dr. Christine Blassey Ford to the Supreme Court.

(This is satire)