Over The Edge - "Sleeping with Andie MacDowell’s hair"

When I was young, I used to have anxiety about scary monsters with voracious appetites for little girls with Southern accents. Lying in my bed in the dark, I imagined they were there lurking, waiting for me to close my eyes. Until I left home for college, I slept with the bathroom light on because everyone knows scary monsters are petrified of those all-powerful bathroom lights.

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