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Tom's Tall Tales - "Why go to college when you can drive a truck?
Tom's Tall Tales - "Why go to college when you can drive a truck?"

Trucks, shopping online, selfies, the half burger and my 2020 resolution.
Yup, it’s my last column of the year when I clear out my Inspiration File, packed with your column ideas.
First off, a massive F-350 parked next to me a few weeks ago. I expected to see a massive guy step out. You know, a fella from a Duluth Trading Company television commercial. Nope. It was a little guy. I mean tiny. There was quite a drop from his seat to the ground. Coming out, he actually slipped in his flip flops. I hope he didn’t see me staring but, really, there ought to be a law against tiny guys in flip flops and cargo shorts trying to get out of massive F-350s.