Another One Bites The Dust

And another one gone, another one gone, another one bites the dust!<br />These [name redacted] would-be censors are different. They have no sense of humor, no imagination, and exactly one distinguishing characteristic: they know what’s best for you. Anti-disinfo work suits them because they all have a Poppins streak that quietly gets off on binning your digital dirty bits (after the voyeuristic thrill of logging on to watch them in secret, with special credentials, which they rub with pleasure in evenings). They’re the vilest kind of snobs, and when they finally were forced to show their real selves to the public — and here I feel safe in thanking Elon Musk for making that possible, via the #TwitterFiles — the public rightfully recoiled from these arrogant power-worshipping mediocrities.

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And another one gone, another one gone, another one bites the dust! These [name redacted] would-be censors are different. They have no sense of...

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Support the arts and play your instrument! We meet every Tuesday night at 7pm, and will play performances for the public throughout the summer.

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I did publish a featured business listing in regression on the old flow, yes?

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Vegetable Wonder Twins Restaurant Now Open

Vegetable Wonder Twins

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I know that isn't what the real words are.  I'm just doing a quick test.

I know that isn't what the real words are. I'm just doing a quick test.

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Superbly Sweet Surprises

The premiere gift basket business in Round Rock, with the highest number of specialty options.  We've got your wine baskets, cheese baskets, fruit baskets, sweets baskets, and be sure to check out our extremely popular "build your own basket" options.

The premiere gift basket business in Round Rock, with the highest number of specialty options. We've got your wine baskets, cheese baskets, fruit...

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