Politics & Government
The Best Trump Swag For Sale On Amazon
From Chia planters to toilet paper, make one-click shopping great again by snagging some Trump swag today.

In honor of Inauguration Day, we rounded up the best President Trump products on Amazon so you can snatch them up before they sell out.

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Make coloring great again with these pages full of President Donald J. Trump just waiting to be covered in crayon.

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This presidential talking pen comes with eight sayings and the promise that "you'll think Trump is actually in the room with you!"

What garden in America doesn't need a miniature gnome of our 45th president? His red hat even keeps the birds away.

Walk into a room with this epic graphic tee starring our president standing proud, and you're guaranteed a reaction.

Trump Success Eau de Toilette Spray for Men, $30
Now you can smell like success — and presumedly just like the 45th president of the United States — with this oh-so-classy men's fragrance.

Need a piece of the president in every room of the house? This cheeky toilet paper will have the bathroom good to go.

Donald Trump 2017 Presidential Inauguration Commemorative Lapel Pin, $11.99
Feel like you were part of the frenzy in Washington, D.C., today by snatching up this commemorative lapel pin and sporting it for the next four years.

Donald Trump Bobblehead, $17.46
Two thumbs up from the president for this Trump bobblehead. Sit it on any desk or dashboard to add instant American pride.

"Great Again: How to Fix Our Crippled America," Paperback $10
Written by Trump himself, this "blueprint" of his plans for making America great again may answer a few questions you've been wanting to ask.

Donald Trump Republican Crew Socks, $8
Show your support for the president on your feet with these Trump Crew Socks — which are made in America of course.

Chia Donald Trump Pottery Planter, $19.99
Watch that famous hair grow green in 1-2 weeks in this handmade Chia pottery planter.

Donald Trump Life-size Cardboard Standup, $39.95
For 40 bucks, you can chill with the POTUS. Watch the Super Bowl together, put him in the yard or bring all 74 inches of him to the next party you attend.

Trump Presidential Playing Cards, $12.95
These casino-quality cards are full of whimsical caricatures of Trump friends and foes making each hand a gamble.
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