How (Not) To Relocate An Alligator + Elsa Slogs Up Coast

ACROSS AMERICA — Ever wonder what might happen if you kicked an alligator? Well, you could lose a limb. You could also become internet famous when a stranger captures your poor decision on camera and posts it for the world to see.

That’s what happened to one woman when she decided to look Darwinism straight in the face after she and a wandering alligator got stuck in traffic. In a TikTok video that's been viewed millions of times, Kelsey Marcantel of Lake Charles, Louisiana, caught a fellow traveler using her foot to push the alligator from the roadway.

"Typical day in Louisiana," Marcantel captioned the video, which rolls as the "Jackass" theme song plays as a backdrop.

Typical? Or an unwise choice? Read the story on Baton Rouge Patch

Elsa Slogs Up Coast

Tropical Storm Elsa dumped torrential rains on the Carolinas on Thursday in its trek up the Eastern Seaboard, where warnings were in place as far north as Chesapeake Bay. One person died Wednesday when a tree fell and struck two cars in Jacksonville, Florida, bringing Elsa's death toll to four. The storm is blamed for three deaths in the Caribbean before it made landfall in Florida. Read the story on Across America Patch

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