Everything You Need To Be The Best Houseguest Ever

Benjamin Franklin famously said that guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days. It was true then, and it's just as true today — which is why if you're the houseguest, it's a good idea to bring a present for your hosts and make a conscious effort not to stink the place up.

Fortunately for you, we've rounded up some great gifts your host or hostess will actually use and some polite traveler must-haves, to boot. With this list as your guide, you're almost guaranteed to get invited back. Happy travels!

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Capri Blue 15-Ounce Mercury Bowl Candle
Treat your hosts to a chic (yet surprisingly affordable) candle that looks as pretty as it smells. This candle is a relaxing blend of citrus, white musk and patchouli with an approximate burn time of 55 hours. The stunning mercury glass bowl it comes in can be repurposed and enjoyed for years to come.

Premium Leak-Proof Hanging Toiletry Bag
If you're going to be sharing a bathroom, do not leave your toothbrush, hair supplies, makeup, etc., out on the counter. Your host (or fellow guests) might say it's fine with them, but a good guest will have his or her toiletries contained so they're not dirtying up the common space. This spacious, leak-proof bag has multiple compartments and plenty of room for all your essentials. It has a detachable compartment (which would be acceptable to leave in the bathroom), and the whole thing can either hang or be folded up neatly for your convenience.

Mud Pie Get Snackin' Appetizer Serving Plate Set
This adorable ceramic appetizer plate comes with a "snack attack" cheese spreader and 12 printed cocktail napkins. It's a great, easy-to-pack gift that works no matter what your host's dietary requirements or snacking preferences.

Gurgle Pot
This fun, functional fish-shaped pitcher makes a gurgling sound when you pour it. It's sure to make a splash (figuratively) at dinner while still delivering a perfect pour. Available in multiple colors.

Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray (Travel Size)
When you're a visitor, you don't want to make a big stink — especially not a literal one. With this discrete, travel size Poo-Pourri spray, you can do your business worry-free and leave the bathroom smelling even better than it did before.

Spa Life All Natural Bath and Body Luxury Spa Gift Set
Treat your host to a relaxing spa-like experience right at home with this fragrant seven-piece gift set. It includes honey green tea-scented shower gel, bubble bath, body lotion, body scrub, bath crystals and a sisal sponge all nicely arranged in a paper suitcase.

Exploding Kittens (Card Game)
Why not bring a ridiculously fun, family-friendly game to add to your host's collection? Exploding Kittens is filled with cats and explosions and laser beams and sometimes goats, and it'll have your whole gang in giggles. If there are no little ones around and your hosts have a good sense of humor, we recommend checking out the hilariously naughty NSFW version of this game!

FAKKOS Ann Taintor Cocktail Napkins Variety Pack
If your hosts like happy hour, they'll love these sassy cocktail napkins. There are 40 napkins total — all of which are sure to get some LOLs from party guests!

Areaware Gradient Puzzle
This 500-piece puzzle is challenging to assemble but so rewarding to complete. It's made of thick, sturdy pieces so it can keep its edge each and every time it's reassembled.

BODACIOUS BBQ Gourmet Grilling Spices and Meat Rub Gift Set
Spice things up with the gift of versatile spice blends and melt-in-your-mouth dry glazes! Everyone from the occasional barbecuer to the bona fide grill master will appreciate this delicious collection of grilling essentials.

Ambielly Fabric Coasters for Drinks (10-piece set)
These elegant fabric coasters look expensive, but they actually cost less than $12 for the whole set. With a 5.12-inch diameter, they're are larger than most standard coasters and will easily fit all your glasses, mugs and cups.

Foodie Dice
Do your hosts like to cook? If so, Foodie Dice makes the ultimate gift! Just select the five primary dice (protein, cooking method, grain/carb, herb and a bonus ingredient), add a seasonal veggie dice and roll! There are more than 186,000 possible meal combinations that are sure to inspire creativity in the kitchen.

Gourmet Infused Olive Oils & Vinegar Trio Gift Set
Even your foodie friends and family members will be impressed with these Italian olive oils and balsamic vinegar. Each pairs deliciously with breads and cheeses and cam also be used for cooking. The metal rack makes this gift ready to present (no wrapping needed!) and doubles as an attractive storage solution.

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