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The One Book Every College Student Needs To Read

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Know anyone who's heading off to college, leaving the nest or just ready to turn over a new leaf? There's one book they need to read, and you probably won't find it in the student book store. It's "Do Your Laundry Or You'll Die Alone," and it's filled with practical advice and humorous stories everyone living on their own for the first time needs to read.

Unlike a lot of cheesy self-help books, "Do Your Laundry Or You'll Die Alone" isn't preachy or condescending. With its conversational tone, it offers coming-of-age common sense wisdom on roommate etiquette, finances, healthy living and everything in between. It's the no-nonsense guide to being a grownup that offers the answers for all those questions they're probably too embarrassed to ask.

"Do Your Laundry Or You'll Die Alone" is a graduation gift or care-package essential that'll make its recipient laugh while discovering some newly out-of-the-nest truths. The title alone spells it out, and the pages are filled with well-meaning truth bombs you'll wish someone had dropped on you when you were younger.

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Vigilant Personal Protection Systems Personal Alarm Keychain
If you're walking home from campus late at night or exploring a new city's streets, it's not a bad idea to bring a little backup with you. This bestselling personal alarm device can clip on to a backpack or keychain, and with the touch of a button it sounds a 130 decibel alarm. There's a hidden "Off" button you can press if you set the alarm off in error, but a potential attacker will not easily see how to silence it. Batteries are included.

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Night Caddy Deluxe Bedside Organizer (USB Charger and Power Cord Included)
For the dorm bunk or that small first apartment, this bedside organizer is a space-saving must-have. Not only does it allow you to organize all your bedtime essentials in a compact, accessible way, but it also lets you charge two devices at once.



Rapid Brands Rapid Ramen Cooker
When you're young, hungry and don't have a stove, ramen noodles are the go-to meal that keeps you from starving. The Rapid Ramen Cooker microwaves perfect ramen noodles in half the time — making it a must-have for dorm rooms and tiny apartments.



Gerintech LED Desk Lamp with USB Charging Port
This isn't just a desk lamp — it's a touch-sensor colorful light, an alarm clock, a USB port, a pencil cup, a thermometer, and a calendar. The reading light has three levels of dimmable brightness, so your eyes and your roommates will thank you.



ASAKUKI Premium Essential Oil Diffuser
Candles in college are a big no-no. Diffusers, on the other hand, are the perfect way to enhance the ambiance of a small space and enjoy your favorite fragrance. This ultrasonic aromatherapy diffuser is just what you need to cover up those smelly dorm odors with something more pleasant. It also features seven different LED light colors and auto-off safety switch.


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