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A collection of odd, quirky and sometimes just plain weird crime reports from around the area.

Education: Graduated from St. Mary's College (now a university) in Winona, Minn., with a degree in journalism, minor in art (emphasis in photography).
Career: First news job as a reporter/photographer in Rawlins, Wyo.
Then worked as news editor uin Cheyenne, Wyo., for several years in the early 1990s before returning to Elgin, Ill., in 1994 to work as night editor of The Courier-News.
Advanced in 2007 to Web content editor, a position held until I was laid off in December 2010.
Began writing a blog, Laid off at 51: Seeking joy in change, about being an unemployed journalist and about journalism trends and issues, particularly related to digital media's impact on the newspaper industry.
Worked part-time at an Elgin news website, later added more part-time work as a guest editor for Patch.com.
Began full-time work as local editor for St. Charles, IL Patch in July 2012. In August 2013, my responsibilities were expanded to include Wheaton Patch.
Interests/hobbies: My Christian faith is very important to me, as is my family.
After that, I love fishing, reading, wildlife, photography and writing/blogging.
A collection of odd, quirky and sometimes just plain weird crime reports from around the area.

A collection of odd, quirky and sometimes just plain weird crime reports from around the area.
A collection of odd, quirky and sometimes just plain weird crime reports from around the area.
The man uses his vehicle to cut off the bus, causing a minor accident, then removes his son and another youth from the bus and flees.
The man uses his vehicle to cut off the bus, causing a minor accident, then removes his son and another youth from the bus and flees.
The man reported used his vehicle to cut off the bus, causing a minor accident, then removed his son and another youth from the bus and fled.
The man reported used his vehicle to cut off the bus, causing a minor accident, then removed his son and another youth from the bus and fled.
A fast-growing national chain is preparing to open new restaurant on Jan. 14 on the West Side of St. Charles.
A fast-growing national chain is preparing to open new restaurant on Jan. 14 on the West Side of St. Charles.
St. Charles police reports from Wednesday, Jan. 8, 2014.
All community members are encouraged to attend the Jan. 15 session at Monroe Middle School.
Locally owned franchise opened Dec. 5, ribbon-cutting set for Jan. 30.
Fast-growing national chain to preparing to open new restaurant on Jan. 14 on the West Side of St. Charles.
The 69-year-old Oak Brook resident who pleaded to tax evasion says probation is enough, considering he's agreed to pay a $53.5 million civil penalty.
The 69-year-old Oak Brook resident who pleaded to tax evasion says probation is enough, considering he's agreed to pay a $53.5 million civil penalty.
Garbage collection is running a day late this week; Christmas tree recycling has been delayed until next week.
Impact of polar vortex still echoing, prompts delay.
Firefighters rescue elderly woman but flames hamper rescue of the man who died Wednesday morning in the South Elgin fire.
Firefighters rescue elderly woman but flames hamper rescue of the man who died Wednesday morning in the South Elgin fire.
Any Illinois residents who missed out on a visit to Shedd Aquarium Jan. 6 or 7 can take them up on free admission Jan. 11 or 12.