Crime & Safety
Spelling 'Forgery' With a Capital 'F' and Some Other Random Letters
An attempt to cash a stolen check didn't fool a bank employee who paid close attention. Welcome to OMG PD.

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."
It’s all about the details
Let’s start with spelling something easy, like “bail.”
'Kong' would also do it
Certain words in a police report automatically qualify the incident for OMG PD. "Donkey" would be one of those words.
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Will he offer to take his own mug shot?
Impersonating folks for 40 years, and still not very good at it.
What's that in your Skittles, son?
Mom's special recipe wasn't fueling his sugar addiction.
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Hey, guys, check out the buck I, uh...
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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
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