Crime & Safety
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The romance is gone when you're smashing your own car with a vacuum cleaner. This is OMG PD, our weekly weird crime roundup.
Patch editors around southeastern Wisconsin collect unusual items every week from police reports and criminal complaints. Our weekly compilation is called OMG PD. Click the blue text links for the full story:
Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!
Daytime talk show hosts, start your engines.
Daily Double your sentence
The categories are Potent Potables … American History … Brawling Inmates …
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Quite a graduation gift
And cue shrieking chaos … now.
How Mr. Obvious gets arrested
Police were also drawn to the giant, flashing neon sign reading, “I’m driving drunk.”
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Cheese and quackers
“What did you pack for lunch today?” “Wings.”
In case you were wondering
Making it with discarded living room furniture in broad daylight is only a misdemeanor.
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