Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Who Wants a Truck Moved

It's been immortalized on radio morning shows such as Dave and Carole and Kramp and Adler ... here's this week's installment of strange and incredible suburban crime, OMG PD.

Stay away from that bathroom Polo

Apparently Carrie Underwood is .

Stay classy, Milwaukee

Normally, a .

Oldie but goodie

Glad to know the kids still like the trick.

Not your typical errands

First the post office, then the grocery, then .

You know what’s exciting? Jail. Jail is exciting.

If , just play paintball.

Eh, not so much

Or maybe bungee jumping would be .

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.