Trump was right- Mexico paying for wall…and building it too!

Mexico recently announced that it has begun building a border wall to keep out an ever increasing flood of Americans fleeing the US in fear of a Donald Trump presidency.

Spokesperson Don Huicho with the Mexican Border Patrol said they had no choice but to take immediate action and start building the wall. “Every morning the border is littered with bodies of unconscious Mexicans and Americans who have run head-on in to each other while fleeing in opposite directions during the night. Aye, yai, yai! They just lay there out-cold until we find them in the morning.

He added “They are clearly fleeing a growing wave of domestic terrorism originating from a madman trying to take over their country. We need a total and complete border shutdown until Americans can figure out what the hell is going on.”