Granby Women: Sexy Olaf, Sexy Mario or Sexy Doggie Doo; What Will You Be for Halloween?

By Wendy Ann Mitchell (Patch Staff)

Have you seen the new Subway commercial? Check it out below. A woman is seen dining with co-workers and criticizes them for eating fattening burgers. “Halloween is coming,” she says. “You’ve got to stay in shape for all the costumes. You know, like attractive nurse, spicy Red Riding Hood, Viking princess warrior, hot devil, sassy teacher and foxy fullback.”

While Subway chose not to use the word “sexy” in their commercial, the message was heard loud and clear. If you’re a woman and it’s Halloween, you have the green light to dress in skimpy costumes. The sandwich chain is being blasted on Twitter for their 30-second spot under the hashtag #sexistsubway.

We’ve seen these revealing costumes in stores and online for years, but it seems the choices of suggestive costumes gets bigger and bigger each year. On Yandy.com, women can choose from sexy sci-fi, fast food, cops, pirates and superheroes.

But it just gets creepy when they blend an innocent children’s character with a sexy women’s Halloween costume. Now, in addition to sexy hamburger, sexy pineapple and sexy taco, you can also choose from sexy Mario, sexy Minion and yes, even sexy Olaf… IF you had gotten it a month ago, because the popular Frozen character is now sold out. Let it go.

Check out these choices from Yandy.com:

Sexy Taco

One-Eyed Master’s Helper

The craziest by far is “Sexy Doogie Doo” from 3wishes.com which can be yours for only $89.95.

Photo: Sexy Olaf, Yandy.com

What will you be for Halloween? Tell us in the comments.

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