Watch Stephen Colbert Try to Work the Naperville Butterball Talk-Line

NAPERVILLE, IL — While most of us were preparing our own Thanksgiving meals, late night talk show host Stephen Colbert made a visit to Naperville to help out with the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line, which probably left more people confused than helped.

“Butterball hotline, let’s butter your balls.” So began the first of many ridiculous comments and answers Colbert made to unsuspecting callers.

One person threatens to call the police on him and Colbert says he’ll call the Army.

He also tells another person to go their local CVS, because they keep the turkey breasts behind the pharmaceutical counter, and ask for an injection of hot white meat.

Watch the hilarity unfold in the two clips below.