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If you have these beliefs then vote for Kline

If you have these beliefs then vote for Kline.

If you think the education of your kids should be the profit source of banksters
If you think gas and propane prices should be allowed to be jacked up like last year.
If you think big money should be allowed to be hidden in the Bahamas or Switzerland.
Then John Kline is on your side.

If you think people with pre-existing conditions like diabetes, cancer or pregnancy should be denied health care insurance.
If you want to become bankrupt from a big illness?
Then you should vote for Kline.

If you think a woman should be paid less for doing the same work as a man does.
If you think only white males should be US Presidents.
If you think government should pay for penis pumps and Viagra but not pay for birth control pills? Then you should vote for Kline.

If you think gun buyers don’t need identifications but voters do.
If you think voting 50 times against Obamacare is good government.
If you think training solders to learn how to kills has to be free but educating welders, accountants, engineers or doctors should be money making proposition.
Then you should vote for Kline.
 
If you think rebuilding the 35W bridge is pork.
If you think the research to solve the bee crisis is pork.
If you think running up our deficit with supplemental appropriations is good.
If you think our deficit is caused by spending on infrastructure, education or helping Americans and not by the wars, bailouts or our so-called defense.
Then you should vote for Kline.

If you think government is over-regulating because we need the economic stimulus resulting from polluted rivers, plant explosions, contaminated hamburger meat, oil spills, bank cheating, insurance overcharges.
Then you need to vote for John Kline.

If you think government should cut food stamps and unemployment insurance so it can subsidize and give tax-cuts to big oil?
If you think we need to cut social security to have the money for one more war.
Then you should vote for Kline.
 

If you think democratic elections should be decided with millionaire money?
Then Kline is golden, has already over 1.5 millions dollars.
If you think a man send from Texas should represent Dakota County of Minnesota?
Then Kline is your man.
If you think Kline has made things better for you then show us and name these things and be among his kind, - the capitalists, tax dodgers, freeloaders, domestic terrorists and warmongers.

If all that don’t fit you, - then the alternative is to vote in November for Mike Obermueller!







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