This NYC Bakery Will Mail A Custom Cake To Your Internet Troll Of Choice

NEW YORK, NY — What better way to help an internet troll realize how truly mean/sad/stupid their online commentary has become, than by forcing them to open a cake box mailed to their doorstep and read their own words back to themselves in sloppy frosting letters?

Thanks to a "bakery and detective agency" run by mischievous local food entrepreneur Kat Thek out of some covert kitchen somewhere in New York City (deep in Brooklyn, as rumor has it), you can now send a custom Troll Cake to your internet troll of choice, topped with one of their comments — all for just $35.

Commissioning a Troll Cake is easy. All you have to do, according to Thek, is send her a nasty online comment and give her the address of the person who wrote it — anywhere in the U.S. — and she'll send the troll a delicious brownie cake emblazoned with their comment, plus some sprinkles or flowers or butterflies for ironic effect.

And in case they don't recognize their own words, she'll print a screenshot of their comment as it originally appeared online onto the inner lid of the cake box, ensuring maximum self-realization and -hatred.

For deliveries within NYC, you've also got the option of "next-day, in-person delivery."

Don't know your troll's address? No problem. For an extra $25, the baker says she'll sleuth it out herself — although "not all cases will be accepted," for obvious reasons.

Or, if you're on a budget, you may be interested in the "Tiny Hands Special."

For just $30, Thek says she'll send a Troll Cake featuring any of Donald Trump's tweets (cough cough, covfefe) directly to the White House at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Too good to be true? We've reached out to Thek to confirm she's actually going through with this beautiful new form of poetic justice. But judging by the bakery's Instagram gallery, her business has been up and humming and shaming trolls across America since at least mid-May.

Order your own Troll Cake here.

Photos via Kat Thek and Troll Cakes/Instagram