You Said It: UFOs, Black Bears and Speeding Tickets

On the alleged sighting of a UFO over Rockland County:

• "They were Obama Drones checking for landscapers operating leaf blowers."

• "They might be a little nervous of other strange looking beings that reside in the county."

• "Some of the wierdos hanging outside Starbucks were seen trying to thumb a ride back home."

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On a black bear being spotted in Briarcliff and Ossining:

• "Aw that's a good story he's not going to hurt anybody just leave him alone." 

• "Interactions between humans and wild animals rarely turns out well on the animal's behalf... hope the bear makes it back to where he belongs safely."

• "Leave him be. He just wants garbage, bird food (which is crack to a black bear), fruits you might have in your compost bin, and pet food. Secure that stuff."

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On police in Westchester dishing out 125 speeding tickets in Cortlandt:

• "People drive so fast on that road that they cross to the wrong side. Keep up the ticket pressure!"

• "How about Route 6 in the evenings! Kids race up and down 90 miles an hour."

• "How about putting in some freaking traffic lights?"