Letter To Patch From A Pot Hole Dodger On Main Street

From Patch Reader Bruce R. Mastracchio:

Dear Editor,

God forbid that I should be the one to complain, BUT, I have been holding off, waiting for someone else to take pen in hand and shout out about the Gad awful Main Street in East Greenwich.

You know, the one that looks like the Ho Chi Minh Trail after a bombing run!

East Greenwich, the richest town in the smallest state, in the greatest country on the third marble from the sun!

YES! I have called the town ! YES ! I have called the state !" We will look into it." I was told.

They have probably been looking and fell into one of the craters that grace our beloved pathway from First to Division.

There has to be someone with some clout in this this town as so many big shots live here. This peon has taken it as far as he can, short of revolution. Maybe when I disappear into one of those pot holes while riding my moped this summer, and come up with a multi-million plus law suit, then, maybe something will happen.

We can only hope (not that I disappear in a pot hole BUT that something will happen).

Sincerely,

Bruce R. Mastracchio

East Greenwich resident and current Pot Hole Dodger (not to be confused with the LA Dodger)

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