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Why do Java programmers wear glasses 80
Because they dont C
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What did the fruit basket say to the developer 59
I hope youre ready for some pear programming
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Why dont parents teach their kids about regular expressions 52
Because they dont want them playing with matches
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Got any funny DNS jokes 33
Yeah but It may take 24 hours to get it
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Which programming language is the shortest 20
HTML because it doesnt have a neck between head and body
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Why do FrontEnd Developers eat lunch alone 13
Because they dont know how to join tables
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Whats the object oriented way to become rich 32
Inheritance
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Why do FrontEnd Developers eat lunch alone 82
Because they dont know how to join tables
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A SQL query goes into a bar walks up to two tables and asks 24
Can I join you
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Why dont parents teach their kids about regular expressions 99
Because they dont want them playing with matches
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Why do C and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards 60
Because they use a strongly typed language
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When do front end developers go out to eat 97
On their lunch ltbrgt
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Why do C and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards 84
Because they use a strongly typed language
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What accomodations did the JavaScript developer request at the hotel 1
A room with a Vue
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How many developers does it take to change a light bulb 10
None Its a hardware issue
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Why couldnt web developer find their room in a hotel 4
Because their room number was 404
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How do you know your baby is going to be a developer when they grow up
Their first word is Hello World
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Why cant SQL and NoSQL Developers date one other 57
Because they dont agree on relationships
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What are your plans for the weekend 43
I know Frontend and Backend what is weekend
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Why do FrontEnd Developers eat lunch alone 45
Because they dont know how to join tables
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Why are machine learning models so fit 53
Because they do weight training
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Why do developers use mechanical keyboards 85
To strongly type their code
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