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Why dont parents teach their kids about regular expressions 40
Because they dont want them playing with matches
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Why did the constant break up with the variable 60
Because they changed
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Waitress Do you have any questions about the menu 5
Dev What kind of font it is
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What advice do you give to a JS developer who has never played basebal
Try Catch
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Why do C and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards 44
Because they use a strongly typed language
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Waitress Do you have any questions about the menu 53
Dev What kind of font it is
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While there is code 31
There is bug
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Why was nobody given food at the developer conference 57
It was a serverless function
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Which programming language is the shortest 65
HTML because it doesnt have a neck between head and body
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What did JavaScript call his son 17
JSON
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Why are keyboards always working so hard 83
Cause they have two shifts
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Why was nobody given food at the developer conference 80
It was a serverless function
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Why couldnt web developer find their room in a hotel 14
Because their room number was 404
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Got any funny DNS jokes 98
Yeah but It may take 24 hours to get it
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Why do C and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards 2
Because they use a strongly typed language
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What do you call a doctor who fixes websites 7
A URLogist
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Why did the functions stop calling each other 35
Because they had constant arguments
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