Finding Our Way Forward
The coronavirus shutdown brought civic life and commerce to a standstill for months. These stories of revival show how communities, businesses, schools and essential institutions are finding ways to reopen, recover and move forward.
Los Gatos, CA|News|
Programmer noun 29
A machine that turns coffee into code
QAT Patch Staff, Patch Staff
Los Gatos, CA|Sponsored|
Waitress Do you have any questions about the menu 18
Dev What kind of font it is
Los Gatos, CA|News|
How do you know your baby is going to be a developer when they grow up
Their first word is Hello World
QAT Patch Staff, Patch Staff
Los Gatos, CA|Sponsored|
Why do assembly level programmers need to know how to swim 28
Because they work below C level
Los Gatos, CA|Sponsored|
Why do FrontEnd Developers eat lunch alone 58
Because they dont know how to join tables
Los Gatos, CA|News|
What did the proud React component say to its child 29
Ive got to give you props
QAT Patch Staff and QAT Patch Staff 64, Patch Staff
Los Gatos, CA|Sponsored|
How do you know your baby is going to be a developer when they grow up
Their first word is Hello World
Los Gatos, CA|News|
Algorithm noun 69
Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did
QAT Patch Staff, Patch Staff
Los Gatos, CA|News|
What did the proud React component say to its child 18
Ive got to give you props
QAT Patch Staff, Patch Staff
Los Gatos, CA|Sponsored|
What did the fruit basket say to the developer 9
I hope youre ready for some pear programming
Los Gatos, CA|News|
How do you stop a web developer stealing your stuff 33
Write 403 on it
QAT Patch Staff and QAT Patch Staff 64, Patch Staff
Los Gatos, CA|News|
Algorithm noun 95
Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did
Los Gatos, CA|News|
Why are keyboards always working so hard 87
Cause they have two shifts
QAT Patch Staff, Patch Staff
Los Gatos, CA|News|
Why do programmers prefer dark mode 96
Because light attracts bugs
QAT Patch Staff, Patch Staff
Los Gatos, CA|News|
Why cant SQL and NoSQL Developers date one other 30
Because they dont agree on relationships
QAT Patch Staff, Patch Staff
Los Gatos, CA|News|
An agent died unexpectedly How was the crime solved 78
By looking at the stack trace
Los Gatos, CA|Sponsored|
Why do assembly level programmers need to know how to swim 19
Because they work below C level
Los Gatos, CA|News|
What is the hardest part in programming 90
Naming variables
QAT Patch Staff, Patch Staff
Los Gatos, CA|News|
Why dont parents teach their kids about regular expressions 68
Because they dont want them playing with matches
Los Gatos, CA|News|
Got any funny DNS jokes 49
Yeah but It may take 24 hours to get it
QAT Patch Staff, Patch Staff
Los Gatos, CA|News|
Why did the document store go out of business 66
It has NoSQL
QAT Patch Staff and QAT Patch Staff 64, Patch Staff
Los Gatos, CA|Sponsored|
What are your plans for the weekend 41
I know Frontend and Backend what is weekend
Los Gatos, CA|News|
Whats the second movie about a database engineer called 25
The SQL
QAT Patch Staff, Patch Staff