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Where do programmer dads store their jokes 44
In a dadabase
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How did your dog eat your coding assignment 72
It took him a couple bytes
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Algorithm noun 60
Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did
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How many developers does it take to change a light bulb 84
None Its a hardware issue
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What did the process say after working in an infinite loop all day 70
I need a break
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How do you know your baby is going to be a developer when they grow up
Their first word is Hello World
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What accomodations did the JavaScript developer request at the hotel 4
A room with a Vue
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What is the hardest part in programming 15
Naming variables
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Why cant SQL and NoSQL Developers date one other 50
Because they dont agree on relationships
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What is a programmers favorite hangout place 20
Foo Bar
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Why did the developer cancel their dinner plans 97
They were unable to fulfil peer dependencies
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Why do FrontEnd Developers eat lunch alone 3
Because they dont know how to join tables
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What did the developer say to their friend who was having a bad day 2
Everythings going to be 200
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How did your dog eat your coding assignment 81
It took him a couple bytes
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Which programming language is the shortest 2
HTML because it doesnt have a neck between head and body
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An agent died unexpectedly How was the crime solved 61
By looking at the stack trace
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Why do FrontEnd Developers eat lunch alone 73
Because they dont know how to join tables
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What is the hardest part in programming 46
Naming variables
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Why was nobody given food at the developer conference 84
It was a serverless function
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