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How do you know your baby is going to be a developer when they grow up
Their first word is Hello World
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Why couldnt web developer find their room in a hotel 30
Because their room number was 404
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Got any funny DNS jokes 61
Yeah but It may take 24 hours to get it
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What advice do you give to a JS developer who has never played basebal
Try Catch
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Why was nobody given food at the developer conference 11
It was a serverless function
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Why cant SQL and NoSQL Developers date one other 11
Because they dont agree on relationships
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Why dont parents teach their kids about regular expressions 25
Because they dont want them playing with matches
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Why do all HTML emails get blocked 19
Because they are all spans
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Which programming language is the shortest 53
HTML because it doesnt have a neck between head and body
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How many developers does it take to change a light bulb 56
None Its a hardware issue
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Why was nobody given food at the developer conference 99
It was a serverless function
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Whats the object oriented way to become rich 32
Inheritance
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Why did the functions stop calling each other 89
Because they had constant arguments
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Whats the object oriented way to become rich 21
Inheritance
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Why do assembly level programmers need to know how to swim
Because they work below C level
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Why do developers use mechanical keyboards
To strongly type their code
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Algorithm noun
Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did
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What did the process say after working in an infinite loop all day
I need a break
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Why do assembly level programmers need to know how to swim
Because they work below C level
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Algorithm noun
Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did
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Why was nobody given food at the developer conference
It was a serverless function
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