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Why dont parents teach their kids about regular expressions
Because they dont want them playing with matches
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Why do Java programmers wear glasses
Because they dont C
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Why do FrontEnd Developers eat lunch alone
Because they dont know how to join tables
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Why was nobody given food at the developer conference
It was a serverless function
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Why did the functions stop calling each other
Because they had constant arguments
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Why did the developer cancel their dinner plans
They were unable to fulfil peer dependencies
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What did the process say after working in an infinite loop all day
I need a break
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How many developers does it take to change a light bulb
None Its a hardware issue
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What did the fruit basket say to the developer
I hope youre ready for some pear programming
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Why dont bachelors like Git
Because they are afraid to commit
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Why do assembly level programmers need to know how to swim
Because they work below C level
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Asynchronous JavaScript is amazing
I Promise you aWait and See
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Where do programmer dads store their jokes
In a dadabase
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Why dont parents teach their kids about regular expressions
Because they dont want them playing with matches
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How do you know your baby is going to be a developer when they grow up
Their first word is Hello World
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What did the process say after working in an infinite loop all day
I need a break
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Why do developers use mechanical keyboards
To strongly type their code
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Where did the API go to eat
To the RESTaurant
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When do front end developers go out to eat
On their lunch ltbrgt
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Why arent cryptocurrency engineers allowed to vote
Because they are miners
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Algorithm noun
Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did