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How did your dog eat your coding assignment
It took him a couple bytes
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What did the developer say to their friend who was having a bad day
Everythings going to be 200
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Asynchronous JavaScript is amazing
I Promise you aWait and See
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Which programming language is the shortest
HTML because it doesnt have a neck between head and body
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Why do C and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards
Because they use a strongly typed language
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An agent died unexpectedly How was the crime solved
By looking at the stack trace
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Why dont parents teach their kids about regular expressions
Because they dont want them playing with matches
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What did the Python say when they came out of the shell
PrintHello World
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Why do assembly level programmers need to know how to swim
Because they work below C level
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How do you stop a web developer stealing your stuff
Write 403 on it
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Why did the functions stop calling each other
Because they had constant arguments
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What did spider do on the computer
Made a website
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What is the hardest part in programming
Naming variables
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What accomodations did the JavaScript developer request at the hotel
A room with a Vue
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