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Did SNL Really Just Joke About the Orland Park Library?
Watch Seth Meyers make fun of people who watch porn in libraries.

I decided what I wanted to do with my life while soaring 10,000 feet in the air. This should be more exciting, but really I was reading Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas on a plane to Poland while everyone else was asleep.
Fast forward two years later, I started writing music articles while studying journalism at the University of Illinois at Urbana/Champaign. One of the best professors a student could ask for, Bob Reid of blessed memory, said to me that while he hoped I would "grow out" of the music thing, he had a feeling that if I was "left to my devices" I would "come up with something memorable."
I spent a summer interning at Rolling Stone Magazine, and then began writing music stories for the Chicago Red Eye. I was fortunate to meet Mike Sager, the modern Beat poet of American feature writing, who teaches others how to write and report with grace. He remains a source of inspiration and guidance in the dark times. Around then, I convinced a hungover Jack Black to follow through on a scheduled interview. As time passed, I was freelancing for more publications. Following grad school I made a brief stab at playing music somewhat professionally. But writing soon pulled me back.
The Chicago Tribune was next where I first covered news, reporting on suburban governments and random happenings in town, like a vehement protest against a foster care facility. "Not in my backyard." I remember thinking that the man who said that might need such assistance one day.
Journalism then took me to the Daily Chronicle in DeKalb, where I covered two murder suicides in the first month, and then caught a newly-elected alderman lying about his role in a mudslinging campaign against his opponent.
While in DeKalb, I also pried a door off of a vehicle using the Jaws of Life, learned a unique way to communicate with autistic teens, explained TIF funding, maintained coverage on over 30 active court cases at once and witnessed the first meeting between a woman whose life was saved by the organs of a man who was killed in a bar fight and the man's family.
After brief stints teaching at an alternative high school and immersed in online content, I am now a Patch editor.
This site is dedicated to Bob, Mike, my family and countless others who paved the way, held my hand and even carried me at times. This site is yours.
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Watch Seth Meyers make fun of people who watch porn in libraries.

Orland Park fared well during the storm, with few people reporting power outages by Monday morning and no reports of damage, according to emergency personnel.
In the past week, you may have missed stories about the Burros, a reach that caused an accident, local business expansion, Will County union strike and more in Mokena and nearby.
In the past week, may may have missed stories about new library computer use rules, development compromise, Pete's Fresh Market, grading schools and more in Orland Park and nearby.
Cheer on the Griffins, Warriors and Phoenix as they make their next high school football playoffs push on Saturday.
Cheer on the Griffins, Warriors and Phoenix as they make their next high school football playoffs push on Saturday.
Cheer on the Griffins, Warriors and Phoenix as they make their next high school football playoffs push on Saturday.
The Lincoln-Way North Phoenix football team is facing the Richards Bulldogs in the quarterfinals 6 p.m. on Saturday. Watch it live on Patch via High School Cube.
The Lincoln-Way North Phoenix football team is facing the Richards Bulldogs in the quarterfinals 6 p.m. on Saturday. Watch it live on Patch via High School Cube.
The Lincoln-Way North Phoenix football team is facing the Richards Bulldogs in the quarterfinals 6 p.m. on Saturday. Watch it live on Patch via High School Cube.
Orland Park Mayor Dan McLaughlin wrote a letter cited a Supreme Court opinion that says filtering isn’t unconstitutional, but adults can ask for sites to be unblocked.
A 30-year-old man is accused of taking electronic devices from a house, and was found about a week later in the Marquette Park area.
Tell us about your business and take advantage of Orland Park Patch's ability to reach your neighbors
Tell us about your business and take advantage of Mokena Patch's ability to reach your neighbors
This week’s featured home for sale in Mokena features an in-ground pool, a billiards room, sprawling outdoor areas and a large master suite with lots of custom works throughout.
This week’s featured home for sale in Orland Park has a fireplace and oversized tub in the master suite, finished basement, large kitchen and lots of open space.
The Mokena business is celebrating 21 years in town, and its recent expansion, with food, discounts and gifts on Saturday.
People will have to show a photo ID to use the library’s computers, non-residents could be charged for computer use, new areas are designated for parents and children to use computers together and other changes at the Orland Park Public Library.
Mokena Park District’s annual effort to make Christmas stockings for U.S. soldiers brought hundreds out on Monday to lend a hand on Veterans Day.
Mokena Park District’s annual effort to make Christmas stockings for U.S. soldiers brought hundreds out on Monday to lend a hand on Veterans Day.