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About Chris

Email: Chris.Caesar@patch.com

Phone: 781-606-4139

Hometown: Hampton, NH

Birthday: July 5

Beat: Editor for Malden Patch

Chris was born in New York but moved to his adopted hometown of Hampton, NH when he was nine years old. He's taken the whole New England thing wicked friggin' serious ever since.

He graduated from Clark University with a degree in international relations and philosophy, and has masqueraded as a journalist ever since, in both Southern California and New Hampshire.

This is a major plus, as he possesses no other marketable skills.

Your Beliefs:

“Facts are stubborn things.” - John Adams

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However, we also acknowledge that true impartiality is impossible because human beings have beliefs. So in the spirit of simple honesty, our policy is to encourage our editors to reveal their beliefs to the extent they feel comfortable.

This disclosure is not a license for us to inject our beliefs into stories or to dictate coverage according to them. In fact, the intent is the opposite: we hope that the knowledge that your beliefs are on the record will cause you to be ever mindful to write, report and edit in a fair, balanced way.

And if you ever see evidence that we failed in this mission, please let us know.

Politics:

“Politics is the shadow cast on society by big business.” - John Dewey

"Every government is run by liars and nothing they say should be believed." - I.F. Stone

I am a left-leaning libertarian, in the sense that I want to preserve human liberty but also envision a free society in which we progressively tax the rich – sorry, rich dudes. Basically, I want the government and other institutions to stay the hell out of my personal life, and also feel international corporations will be more of a threat to liberty in the long-run than any government.

I have voted for Nader in every Presidential election, though the votes were in Massachusetts and California – had I lived in a swing state, I admit it would've been a harder decision.

Religion:

"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything." - Nietzsche

I'm an agnostic atheist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agnostic_atheism), or as Richard Dawkins once summarized: “I am agnostic only to the extent that I am agnostic about fairies at the bottom of the garden.”

That being said, I am always up for a friendly discussion about the metaphysical, and have a long-standing invitation to any proselytizer at my doorstep to come inside for a cup of coffee.

Posting Activity

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Move Your Car Between 5-7am Monday or Face Towing in City Lots

Are you parked in an emergency lot? Residents must move their cars by 7 a.m. Monday, though the city's ban on most street parking remains in effect until 5 a.m. that same morning. Officials urge residents to try and clean out their cars Sunday.

Move Your Car Between 5-7am Monday or Face Towing in City Lots
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Malden Public, Cheverus Canceled Tuesday

Mystic Valley Regional Charter School will remain open Tuesday. No word of cancellation from Malden Catholic early Tuesday morning.

Malden Public, Cheverus Canceled Tuesday
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Do You Need a Hand Shoveling in Malden?

Will you need help shoveling after the storm? Or, would you like to offer your own shoveling services? Let's try and help out our Malden neighbors with the post-blizzard cleanup.

Do You Need a Hand Shoveling in Malden?
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Avoid a Roof Collapse: Clear Snow From Your Rooftop

Light, fluffy snow on rooftops can act as a sponge for rain, which is in the forecast for Monday. The Massachusetts Emergency Management Agency offers these tips.

Avoid a Roof Collapse: Clear Snow From Your Rooftop
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PHOTOS: Customers Flood Stop & Shop Stores

Malden residents couldn't believe the lines at Malden supermarkets yesterday, with some waiting in line for over an hour despite fully staffed stores.

PHOTOS: Customers Flood Stop & Shop Stores
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Malden School Closures - All But MVRCS Closed

Malden Public Schools, Malden Catholic, Cheverus and the Empire Beauty School have all been canceled Friday. Mystic Valley Regional Charter School will have an early dismissal at 12pm Friday.

Malden School Closures - All But MVRCS Closed
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Get the Facts & Figures on the Malden Ballpark

Studies commissioned by the city and Redevelopment Authority find the park could bring $3.6 million in annual business sales and $500,000 in yearly tax revenue.

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Two Arrested After Multiple Car Burglaries

Malden Police said they caught two men near Salem Street and Fairfield Avenue, allegedly with stolen property and burglarious instruments.

Two Arrested After Multiple Car Burglaries
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Residents Call for 'Action Plan' on Gun Violence

Followers of the Facebook page "As Malden Turns" called on city officials to "prepare a written action plan that will specifically address the gun violence in the city."

Residents Call for 'Action Plan' on Gun Violence
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OP/ED: Kinnon Proposal 'Outdated'

Malden Firefighters' Union President George Romvos criticizes Ward 6 Councillor Neil Kinnon for proposing the use of hybrid "fire/public safety" officers in this week's city council agenda.

OP/ED: Kinnon Proposal 'Outdated'
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Reward Offered For Info on Clark Murder

A Boston collectibles dealer has offered a $5,000+ reward for any information leading to an arrest in Shawn Clark's murder last week.

Reward Offered For Info on Clark Murder